Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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