no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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