More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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