like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You may now shotgun with the bride
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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