So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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