I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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