oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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