But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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