I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
