im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
