Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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