If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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