No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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