no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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