i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
zippers are such a cool invention
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have fence marks all over my body
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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