You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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