Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Farmville is her only friend.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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