he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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