I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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