Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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