On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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