we have pet lesbian snakes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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