so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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