so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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