butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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