People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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