Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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