Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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