Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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