so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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