My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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