think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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