Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
