Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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