He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I want is dick and wine.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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