Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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