Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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