This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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