Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
