ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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