dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
