: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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