How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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