the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
