forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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