I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
