i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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