That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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