I got chris browned last night
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
