Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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