Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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